COME ON, SMOUGH, YO MAMMA SO FAT NOT EVEN DORA CAN EXPLORE HER!
RIGHT NOW, ORNSTEIN, I'LL SHOW YOU FOCUS WITH TELEPORTATION YOUR SPEAR IN YOU ASS! PRAISE THE SUN, BITCHES, BEFORE SUN WILL BURN YOUR EYES! I'M THE SOLAIRE FROM ASTORA, AND IT IS BLOODY JOLLY COOPERATION!