Deacons of the Deep “Excited” about guarding empty coffin.
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Blighttown Beacon Est. When there were only Embers Lothric’s Daily News. Price: 10 Souls Associated with the Lothric Council of Journalism and the Assholes who only make doors open from one side. Deacons of the Deep “excited” about guarding empty The Dark Souls universe version of “Minions” were incredibly hyped about their new occupation at the Cathedral of the Deep. “We get to guard St. Aldritch’s coffin! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!” shouted the Deacons en masse. The Deacons were given a doll and have been awkwardly standing there ever since. “We pass the time performing musical coffin. numbers!”yelled the Deacons in unison. After the Deacons somehow bored our reporters to sleep with then-rendition of “The Book of Mormon,” the Deacons just broke down and cried. “PLEASE RELEASE US FROM THIS HELL. WE ARE SO GOD DAMN BORED. ” So we threw an alluring skull and peace’d the fuck out. Planet Lothric: Discovered by 420blazeiton 8/16/2016 renamed “Poopdick ” Continue on page 2...
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